Tonarpyarpdim Volyimlopappsisbonknab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy dragon.

Tonarpyarpdim Volyimlopappsisbonknab created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonarpyarpdim Volyimlopappsisbonknab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tonarpyarpdim Volyimlopappsisbonknab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tonarpyarpdim Volyimlopappsisbonknab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tonarpyarpdim Volyimlopappsisbonknab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.