Pagkonfut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent lion.

Pagkonfut created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagkonfut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pagkonfut, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pagkonfut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pagkonfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Pagkonfut on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick doves.