Besskik Gudhimdap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful hedgehog.

Besskik Gudhimdap created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besskik Gudhimdap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Besskik Gudhimdap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Besskik Gudhimdap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Besskik Gudhimdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never feed wheat to turtles while wearing violet stockings.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.