Quaghudfab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident butterfly.

Quaghudfab created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaghudfab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quaghudfab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quaghudfab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Quaghudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.