Hamfenved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest dingo.

Hamfenved created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamfenved, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hamfenved, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hamfenved's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hamfenved's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four whales approach from the south.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.