Bellsabgambidtipnibbonklag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental bee.

Bellsabgambidtipnibbonklag created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellsabgambidtipnibbonklag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bellsabgambidtipnibbonklag, it will laugh at you.

Bellsabgambidtipnibbonklag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bellsabgambidtipnibbonklag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near rats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.