Lenbaststik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient swallow.

Lenbaststik created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbaststik, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lenbaststik, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lenbaststik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lenbaststik's Holy Commandments

1. Lenbaststik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.