Likfoblag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful fly.

Likfoblag created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Likfoblag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likfoblag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Likfoblag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Likfoblag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Hide from violet badgers for they are unholy.