Gombitdin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic ant.

Gombitdin created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombitdin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gombitdin, she will strike you with lightening.

Gombitdin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gombitdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never run in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.