Mipraktig Bamtonrot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless manatee.

Mipraktig Bamtonrot created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Mipraktig Bamtonrot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipraktig Bamtonrot, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mipraktig Bamtonrot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mipraktig Bamtonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Mipraktig Bamtonrot loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.