Motzogcip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent duck.

Motzogcip created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motzogcip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motzogcip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Motzogcip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Motzogcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat carrots.