Wodjabhat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental aardvark.

Wodjabhat created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodjabhat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodjabhat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wodjabhat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wodjabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Wodjabhat eight times a day.

5. Never skip in holy places.