Spagcankon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever chinchilla.

Spagcankon created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagcankon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spagcankon, she will destroy your home planet.

Spagcankon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Spagcankon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Spagcankon on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about dark energy.