Nibortjig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering dove.

Nibortjig created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibortjig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibortjig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nibortjig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nibortjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never mention mice.