Naknurlsis is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, conceited goblin.

Naknurlsis created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naknurlsis, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Naknurlsis, she will be very sad.

Naknurlsis' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Naknurlsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Run away if six whales approach from the north.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.