Bugbodcem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful snake.

Bugbodcem created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbodcem, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bugbodcem, he will cry a lot.

Bugbodcem's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bugbodcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing white corsets and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your hands turquoise.

5. Hide if four dolphins approach from the north.