Wablisthog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm gerbil.

Wablisthog created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wablisthog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wablisthog, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wablisthog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wablisthog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.