Ratgumfid Kintarplarn Flagsuggum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair camel.

Ratgumfid Kintarplarn Flagsuggum created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratgumfid Kintarplarn Flagsuggum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratgumfid Kintarplarn Flagsuggum, he will turn you into a mole.

Ratgumfid Kintarplarn Flagsuggum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ratgumfid Kintarplarn Flagsuggum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing pink hats and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.