Nakjabraw is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil donkey.

Nakjabraw created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakjabraw, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nakjabraw, it will make you grow a tail.

Nakjabraw's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nakjabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Nakjabraw must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Always wear gray.

5. You must love Nakjabraw.