Yimmigvad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong wyrm.

Yimmigvad created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimmigvad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimmigvad, she will turn you into a rat.

Yimmigvad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yimmigvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed lots of apples to sheep while wearing black shoes.