Bemyokquag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy ant.

Bemyokquag created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemyokquag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemyokquag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bemyokquag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bemyokquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Bemyokquag's priests.

5. You must never eat parsnips.