Yamminleg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented chinchilla.

Yamminleg created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamminleg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yamminleg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yamminleg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yamminleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yamminleg.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. You must never eat spinach.