Renxinlarnlag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unfair bat.

Renxinlarnlag created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renxinlarnlag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Renxinlarnlag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Renxinlarnlag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Renxinlarnlag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away if three sheep approach from the east.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never think about cell theory.