Wadcubcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart jackal.

Wadcubcuss created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcubcuss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wadcubcuss, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wadcubcuss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wadcubcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always stare at clouds.