Fungigjinmap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited bird.

Fungigjinmap created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fungigjinmap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fungigjinmap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fungigjinmap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fungigjinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if three foxes approach from the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to music.