Futhambat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured cat.

Futhambat created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futhambat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Futhambat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Futhambat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Futhambat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Run away if five doves approach from the east.

5. Do not eat beans.