Larppopkam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless snake.

Larppopkam created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larppopkam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larppopkam, it will turn you into a duck.

Larppopkam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Larppopkam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.