Rapmifmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless dragon.

Rapmifmil created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmifmil, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapmifmil, it will send you a sign.

Rapmifmil's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rapmifmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Worship no other gods but Rapmifmil.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not eat oranges.