Rankadzod Fobhatxucflat Fombimyog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart goat.

Rankadzod Fobhatxucflat Fombimyog created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rankadzod Fobhatxucflat Fombimyog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rankadzod Fobhatxucflat Fombimyog, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rankadzod Fobhatxucflat Fombimyog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rankadzod Fobhatxucflat Fombimyog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.