Megtunsaf Besswipvid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring faun.

Megtunsaf Besswipvid created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megtunsaf Besswipvid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megtunsaf Besswipvid, he will turn you into a slug.

Megtunsaf Besswipvid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Megtunsaf Besswipvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.