Dibraghub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty raven.

Dibraghub created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibraghub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibraghub, he will turn you into a goat.

Dibraghub's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dibraghub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not keep nine mice in a large pit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never feed rice to aardvarks while wearing boots.