Kinartsis is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, annoying mink.

Kinartsis created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinartsis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kinartsis, he will think nothing of it.

Kinartsis' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kinartsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Kinartsis loves nematodes, so they must be respected.