Ruttgubfodbotrulcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless bird.

Ruttgubfodbotrulcid created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgubfodbotrulcid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttgubfodbotrulcid, she will torture you forever.

Ruttgubfodbotrulcid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ruttgubfodbotrulcid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ruttgubfodbotrulcid.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Run away if three moths approach from the south.

5. Do not wear red clothing.