Yattduthen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless elephant.

Yattduthen created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattduthen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattduthen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yattduthen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yattduthen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Yattduthen's name in vain.