Limdontof is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering seal.

Limdontof created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limdontof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limdontof, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Limdontof's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Limdontof's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must pray to Limdontof six times a day.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Limdontof in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near whales while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.