Homsin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful guinea pig.

Homsin created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homsin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homsin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Homsin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Homsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing fawn scarves and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.