Tinlarpdib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, almighty guinea pig.

Tinlarpdib created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Tinlarpdib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tinlarpdib, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tinlarpdib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tinlarpdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tinlarpdib.