Henbinpag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking octopus.

Henbinpag created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbinpag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Henbinpag, it will not care.

Henbinpag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Henbinpag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.