Zogdappog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate rat.

Zogdappog created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdappog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zogdappog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zogdappog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zogdappog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zogdappog.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Run away from cyan porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Always wear white.