Fossdossgov is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome otter.

Fossdossgov created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossdossgov, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fossdossgov, she will cry a lot.

Fossdossgov's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fossdossgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the west.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Fast once a month.