Cidwikzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing wyrm.

Cidwikzod created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidwikzod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidwikzod, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cidwikzod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cidwikzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.