Dodbinrat is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart
goblin.
Dodbinrat created life two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dodbinrat, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dodbinrat, he will send you a sign.
Dodbinrat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Dodbinrat's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing purple shirts and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.