Jandummat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic bird.

Jandummat created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jandummat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jandummat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Jandummat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jandummat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jandummat.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Put Jandummat first in all things.

5. Jandummat must be the most important thing in your life.