Fuddusskim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective fairy.

Fuddusskim created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fuddusskim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fuddusskim, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fuddusskim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fuddusskim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing indigo shoes and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never feed beans to foxes while wearing dresses.