Titgumzig Nadlistnill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying wombat.

Titgumzig Nadlistnill created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Titgumzig Nadlistnill, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Titgumzig Nadlistnill, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Titgumzig Nadlistnill's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Titgumzig Nadlistnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.