Quagfudbonkflig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, weak capybara.

Quagfudbonkflig created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagfudbonkflig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quagfudbonkflig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quagfudbonkflig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Quagfudbonkflig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Quagfudbonkflig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Always stare at clouds.