Stipsawbag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm hummingbird.

Stipsawbag created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsawbag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipsawbag, she will turn you into a rat.

Stipsawbag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stipsawbag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear cyan ear rings.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.