Negdapcet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous wren.

Negdapcet created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Negdapcet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negdapcet, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Negdapcet's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Negdapcet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Negdapcet.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.