Misparkxem is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, irritating wombat.

Misparkxem created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misparkxem, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misparkxem, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Misparkxem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Misparkxem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.