Cinvabnig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong lion.

Cinvabnig created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinvabnig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinvabnig, she will think nothing of it.

Cinvabnig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cinvabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the east.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. You must pray to Cinvabnig seven times a day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at galaxies.