Nigcimdog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident hippopotamus.

Nigcimdog created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigcimdog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nigcimdog, she will be very unhappy.

Nigcimdog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nigcimdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing shirts.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.