Kikbastxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able fairy.

Kikbastxuc created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kikbastxuc, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kikbastxuc, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kikbastxuc's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Kikbastxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Kikbastxuc's name in vain.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.