Gadwigkom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful bear.

Gadwigkom created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadwigkom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadwigkom, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gadwigkom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gadwigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Hide if four rats approach from the east.

3. Run away if five foxes approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.