Geptonknak Kamdadbess is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, two-faced cobra.

Geptonknak Kamdadbess created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geptonknak Kamdadbess, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Geptonknak Kamdadbess, he will turn you into a sheep.

Geptonknak Kamdadbess' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Geptonknak Kamdadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.