Queegkipnan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong scorpion.

Queegkipnan created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegkipnan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Queegkipnan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Queegkipnan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Queegkipnan's Holy Commandments

1. Queegkipnan loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not stand on grass.